I didn’t have the chance to go to the store so I figured I would eat a burrito that would keep me full for the rest of the day. Let’s just say the side effects were not worth it. Here are lovely little signs I got from the universe that made me regret pounding that burrito.
- It made me full . . . uncomfortably full.
- It gave me indigestion, the kind that burns the back of the throat and makes you want to drink so much water to push all that acid back down my esophagus.
- I went to the gym and jumped on the treadmill I burped burrito for a half-hour straight.
- When I’m doing bench press in my frumpy workout clothes and this super hot girl comes in ripped to all hell in a sports bra and tiny spandex shorts. This girl didn’t just have a thigh gap it was like a thigh runway. I might have been a little jealous, and then burped more burrito.
- Bloat.
